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LONDON FLYER GAME

HOW MANY CLUES DID YOU SPOT IN THE STORY?

His name was Eric and we met on Tinder. I arranged to meet him at a vegan coffeeshop at 11am in Brixton. I did my makeup meticulously and blowdried my hair and wore my cool new trainers. Because who says optimism’s dead! Sure enough, when he turned up, I was surprised: we really clicked. We were both sad when he had to leave after an hour. Then he had an idea: “Hey, why don’t you come with me –it’s a drinks reception, mostly.” I do like free drinks... So we walked together over to Conway Hall where the event was taking place, and he was so nice and normal. We arrived and there was a big banner: Royal Institution of Alien Studies. I turned to laugh with him, but then I saw a poster. The featured speaker was… my date. The topic: his alien abduction. I ran to the bathroom and I splashed water on my face.  Was this happening? Yes. When I returned Edward had started to talk about his experience with an alien overlord who had been… sexually adventurous. He wished to repeat this with an Earth girl. I grabbed a fistful of sausage rolls, downed my wine, and made a quiet exit. Only to trip over my heels, fall down the stairs, break my leg, and had to be rushed to Great Ormond Street Hospital by a posse of alien abductees.

THE CLUES


  1. They met at 11am, so this is a suspiciously early drinks reception.
  2. Conway Hall is in Bloomsbury. Walking would be far.
  3. There is no such thing as the Royal Institution of Alien Studies – indeed it does not really sound like the sort of thing the Queen would endorse.
  4. After putting on lots of makeup she probably didn’t splash water on her face.
  5. The date’s name switched from Eric to Edward
  6. She chose the vegan coffee shop, then ate sausage rolls
  7. She was wearing trainers, yet claimed to have tripped on her heels
  8. Great Ormond Street Hospital is a children’s hospital and would not have accepted her with her broken leg.

SCORE

0-3 clues: Try harder
4-6 clues: Contender
7+ clues: Master sleuth

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